I was bored... So I thought about what the most adventurous person in the world would do in my position.
Who did I think of?
Chuck Norris
Of course.
So I thought, "Let me try and find this brave soul..."
I then proceeded to Google his whereabouts...
GOOGLE SEARCH:
How to find Chuck Norris
...
This was the result
...Well played, Chuck. Well played.
Consider me bored no longer.